Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Couple Caught Having Sex in Bathroom at Badger Game

Ahhhh, to be young and in lust… I remember when I could still do this with Young Republicans... Memories of the men's room... All the Ol Ladies on our dorm floor had a wide stance, broad shoulders and a clean scent... I guess it's just another good ol' fashioned tradition that's no longer considered "cool" in today's rotten hip-hop culture:

While the Badgers were scoring frequently in the second quarter of their victory over Washington State on Sept. 1, a young couple was scoring on their own in a stall in the women’s restroom in the upper deck, resulting in a court appearance today on charges of disorderly conduct.

The two were pulling up their pants when the officer arrived. “I asked them quite loudly to get out of the stall,” Pehler says in his report of the incident. the woman still had her pants down and was struggling to pull them up, the officer said. “It should be noted that she was unsuccessful in the attempt because her pants were inside out,” the officer said. "And based on my profiling of her underwear, hairstyle and attitude, it's clear she was a Democrat. They're always doing this kind of thing."

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Posted by Owen at 2118 hrs
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  1. That was you?

    Posted by on September 18, 2007 at 2205 hrs

  2. Ha.  Ha.  Ha.

    Just keep making those jokes Owen.  The grown-ups are listening.

    Posted by on September 19, 2007 at 0650 hrs

  3. I like it. If all the restrooms are like this, I can save a bunch of money.

    Posted by triticale on September 19, 2007 at 0755 hrs

  4. Wow, Grumps, how does it feel to have the moral high ground staked out all to yourself?  Do you ever get lonely up there? 

    Posted by on September 25, 2007 at 1646 hrs

  5. It's due to the new liturgical practices that violate Redemptionis Sacramentum. This process began with Pius IX’s 1864 Syllabus of Errors, which condemned the radical elements of the liberal movement, and has continued all the way through John Paul II’s encyclical letter, Fides et Ratio. By asserting this, however, I am also recognizing that the Church has condemned the excesses and abuses of liberalism. Among these would be the errors of atomistic individualism, the absolute right to private property, the idea that law originates from the will of the people, and the rejection of legitimate authority, especially the moral authority of the Church. Yet I would suggest that these condemnations, and others, have been carefully focused on specific errors of liberalism so as not to disregard many of the key insights that liberals advanced, such as religious liberty, freedom of association, and economic liberty. Admittedly, the Church has prudently taken more than a century to develop her teaching on these matters. Consequently, the nuancing of liberalism has been gradual and slow to develop.

    Posted by dad29 on September 25, 2007 at 1207 hrs

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